Unser Oli [Dose] wird 41 Jahr, oh wie wunderbar!!!
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag


Vorne grau und hinten kahl ach die Jugend war einmal.
Doch was nütz denn das Gewimmer, alter Freund es kommt noch schlimmer!

Haare wachsen aus den Ohren, der Geruchssinn geht verloren, dabei hast Du noch zu kämpfen um den Nasensaft zu dämpfen der sich an der Spitze sammelt und als Tropfen runterbammelt.
Deine Zähne werden lose denn Du hast Parodontose, schmerzhaft wie sie einst gekommen, werden sie Dir rausgenommen und das künstliche Gebiss ist sehr oft ein Hindernis.
Schweigen wir von Nierenschmerzen, von dem Klopfen Deines Herzen, von dem Magen diesem Hund keineswegs ist er gesund.
Im Profil da wirkst du kärglich denn Dein Bauchumfang wächst täglich und der kleine Nabelfleck, liegt ganz tief, weit unterm Speck.
Aber südlich von dem Nabel bist Du auch nicht mehr passabel.
Unten wird die Bauchwand faltig, Dein Urin wird Zuckerhaltig.
Der Popo einst straff und rund leidet stark an Muskelschwund.
Wenn Dir mal ein Wind entfleucht wird Dir gleich das Hemde feucht,
und des Mastdarms volle Falten können kaum den Stuhlgang halten.
Nächtlich stören Denen Frieden walnussgroße Hämorriden, und die so genannte gute, vielgepries´ne Wünschelrute hängt als wertloser Schlauch unterm faltenreichen Bauch und sie ist an dieser Stelle keine reine Freudenquelle.
Auch die holde Weiblichkeit wittert dies und weiß bescheid, schonungslos kommt sie zum Schluss: “Er bleibt sittsam, weil er muss“
Weiter unten nicht zu schildern fehlt es nicht an bunten Bildern.
Wo der Hüftenknochen mündet, ist der Ischiasnerv entzündet.
Von den Knien zu den Haxen sind Dir Krampfadern gewachsen.
Borsten hast Du an den Waden die ebenfalls der Schönheit schaden.
Dazu kommen in der Regel eingewachsene Zehennägel oder gar noch Hühneraugen, die zum wandern gar nicht taugen.
Dazu sagst Du treuer Falter: „Bin noch rüstig für mein Alter“
Jedoch bist Du armer Filz wurmstichig wie ein Fliegenpilz.
Wüsstest Du was Dir noch droht schössest Du Dich vorher tot.

Doch trotz allem alter Knabe bringen wir als gute Gabe
Wünsche für das nächste Jahr.
Dein Urin sei wieder klar, alle Glieder soll´n sich straffen
Du sollst klettern wie die Affen.

Kurz Du sollst ein Playboy werden.

Viele Jahre Dir auf Erden
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