Unser Oli [Dose] wird 41 Jahr, oh wie wunderbar!!!
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag


Vorne grau und hinten kahl ach die Jugend war einmal.
Doch was ntz denn das Gewimmer, alter Freund es kommt noch schlimmer!

Haare wachsen aus den Ohren, der Geruchssinn geht verloren, dabei hast Du noch zu kmpfen um den Nasensaft zu dmpfen der sich an der Spitze sammelt und als Tropfen runterbammelt.
Deine Zhne werden lose denn Du hast Parodontose, schmerzhaft wie sie einst gekommen, werden sie Dir rausgenommen und das knstliche Gebiss ist sehr oft ein Hindernis.
Schweigen wir von Nierenschmerzen, von dem Klopfen Deines Herzen, von dem Magen diesem Hund keineswegs ist er gesund.
Im Profil da wirkst du krglich denn Dein Bauchumfang wchst tglich und der kleine Nabelfleck, liegt ganz tief, weit unterm Speck.
Aber sdlich von dem Nabel bist Du auch nicht mehr passabel.
Unten wird die Bauchwand faltig, Dein Urin wird Zuckerhaltig.
Der Popo einst straff und rund leidet stark an Muskelschwund.
Wenn Dir mal ein Wind entfleucht wird Dir gleich das Hemde feucht,
und des Mastdarms volle Falten knnen kaum den Stuhlgang halten.
Nchtlich stren Denen Frieden walnussgroe Hmorriden, und die so genannte gute, vielgepriesne Wnschelrute hngt als wertloser Schlauch unterm faltenreichen Bauch und sie ist an dieser Stelle keine reine Freudenquelle.
Auch die holde Weiblichkeit wittert dies und wei bescheid, schonungslos kommt sie zum Schluss: Er bleibt sittsam, weil er muss
Weiter unten nicht zu schildern fehlt es nicht an bunten Bildern.
Wo der Hftenknochen mndet, ist der Ischiasnerv entzndet.
Von den Knien zu den Haxen sind Dir Krampfadern gewachsen.
Borsten hast Du an den Waden die ebenfalls der Schnheit schaden.
Dazu kommen in der Regel eingewachsene Zehenngel oder gar noch Hhneraugen, die zum wandern gar nicht taugen.
Dazu sagst Du treuer Falter: Bin noch rstig fr mein Alter
Jedoch bist Du armer Filz wurmstichig wie ein Fliegenpilz.
Wsstest Du was Dir noch droht schssest Du Dich vorher tot.

Doch trotz allem alter Knabe bringen wir als gute Gabe
Wnsche fr das nchste Jahr.
Dein Urin sei wieder klar, alle Glieder solln sich straffen
Du sollst klettern wie die Affen.

Kurz Du sollst ein Playboy werden.

Viele Jahre Dir auf Erden
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